Suite Life-London Tipton

London: Now I'm tired and your room really breaks me down. I'll take a nap (lie down on her bed and the bed pull up). Ah, help!
Maddie: I got you, I got you. (pull the bed down and stick under the bed).

London: Maddie, Maddie, I have the worst day in my life and you play hide and seek. (pull the bed up)
Maddie: Found me.

Maddie: I guess so. A few days I'm not gonna hurt. London, you're welcome to stay with me.
London: Thank you so much, Maddie. I'm going up stair to get my things. Wait a second, I don't have any thing. (crying again)

Carey: Isn’t it adorable?
London: (See Carey handles her coat) Oh
Carey: Which is why I bought it back for you
London: Thank you. I can use it as a pillow which I sleep together tonight (start crying)
Carey: Honey, you’re welcome to stay with us. I already have the pillow, we can make room
London: Thank you so much Carey. Any better offers?
Mr. Moseby: Maddie, Would it possible for London to stay with you for a while?
Maddie: No, not possible. Love too, can’t. Come in (run away)
Mr. Moseby: Over here. No one called you. Besides, I remember since your sister moved out, don’t you have an extra bed?
Maddie: No sisters moved out

London: (On her mobile phone) Thanks a lot sister.
Mr. Moseby: No luck!
London: If they asked me back some time I didn't help them. Selfish rich people.
Mr. Moseby: Oh.

Mr. Moseby: Is there any place you can stay instant your father solve it out?
London: Of course. I'll stay with friends.

London: How could things get any worst?
Mr. Moseby: In the worst, yes. I hate to tell you this but the bank consider you to move out of the hotel so they can rent your suite to someone who can pay for it.

London: (screaming when going down the elevator to the lobby) AAAAAAAAAHHH! Moseby, tell me it not true.
Mosby: Oooh, I wish I could. Unfortunately, your father bough too much money from the bank investing all of it in diamond mine. Well, no diamonds.
London: Any silver?
Moseby: (shake his head) Um...
London: Pearl?
Moseby: (shake his head) Um...

Esteban: Good morning, Miss Tipton. I thought you slept well.
London: Esteban, what you call this?
Esteban: I call this chocolate. What you call this?
London: I call this’ unacceptable. There is a special smell on this and you know I don’t like that special one.
Esteban: My apology. Miss Tipton. I will cut it for you. I think the doctor would admire my determined.

Carey: Oh hi, London. Okay, nobody's had any dinner, doctor's number's on the fridge, first care kit's in the cabinet and in a super emergency, I'll be singing downstairs.
London: ...Were you talking to me?

London: Look at me, I'm a mess! Can you pull down the bathroom for me?

London: I was at this fabulous charity work for orphans... Or was it dolphins? Which one's Flipper?

Cody: Why don't you make cereal?
London: OK, I can handle that. Wait, which come's first, the milk or the cereal?
Zack: It doesn't matter, as long as you remember the bowl.

London: (After hearing that she is rich again) Goodbye peanut butter, hello lobster dipped in butter!

Zack: London, you might want to take a look at the front page!
London: Not now, London's reading about London.
Cody: And you might want this back (hands her the five dollar bill she gave him)
London: Why?
Muriel: (Shows her front page) 'Cause you're broke!
London: (Starts screaming) AAAAAHHHHH!

London: (Comes in room screaming) There's some kind of shriveled animal in the bathtub!Maddie: London, that's my granny. I didn't realize she was still taking her bath.

Maddie : I'm sorry London. I wish there was something I could do to help.
London : Can you give me $50,000,000?
Maddie : I'll go check my piggy bank.

London: Your grilled cheeses are ready!
Cody: Next time you might wanna put it on bread!
Zack: And you might wanna take off the plastic!

Zack: We want grilled cheese please.
London: I can handle that. I do that in the kitchen right?

London: Just because I don't have any money, the bank stops being nice to me?
Mr. Moseby: Shocking, isn't it?

London: Muriel, are you sure those are 600 thread count sheets?
Muriel: Let me check. (Starts counting) One, two, three...
London: How much will it cost to get you out of here?
Muriel: Ten.

London: Well, what's the maid going to do?
Maddie: We don't have a maid.
London: Aah!

London: Where's "cognito?"
Mr. Moseby: In hiding.
London: Where's "hiding?"

London: I don't wanna be a trooper. (Crying) I wanna be rich!

London: Oh teddy, I had the worst nightmare, I dreamt that Daddy lost all of his money and ended up staying with-Sees Maddie staring at her. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Maddie:Good Morning to you too.
London: This blanket wasn't here when I went to sleep!
Maddie: My grandma probably put it there while you were sleeping. You must have looked cold to her.
London: Oh. That was nice! How much do I tip her?

Mr. Moseby: The Tipton is back on top.
London: On top of what?

London: Yo! Caviar.