Suite Life-London Tipton

Maddie: London, your advice worked.
London: What advice?
Maddie: I got a date with Lance.
London: Well duh.

London: So, what are you gonna wear?
Maddie: I dunno, jeans.
London: Why don't you wear a sack over your head that says "Loser"?

London: Good news!
Maddie: Me too!
London: Me first! I got a C+ in math!
Maddie: That’s good news?
London: Yah! Thanks to you I passed! My daddy got me a plasma TV!
Maddie: Wow! When I get an A+ all I get is an extra slice of pie.
London: Is that your good news?
Maddie: No, no, no, no, no. I took your advice and broke up with Lance.
London: Yay! Now we are both happy.
Maddie:Yeah! Now you got a Plasma TV and...I don't have a boyfriend.

Maddie: Teach me to be mean!
London: Teach me to be smart!
Maddie & London: (hugging each other) Help me!

London: Who’s there?
Maddie: No one.
London: No one who? Is he cute?

London: What size are you? A 14?
Maddie: Yes. The same as your I.Q.!

London: When is he (her dad) going to realize that education and me just don't mix?
Maddie: Education and I.
London: HELLO! This isn't about you!

Maddie: I hate beauty pageants.
Carey: I know. I never won one, either.
Maddie: The point is, they reward girls for being shallow, plastic robots. What kind of superficial airhead thinks that's cool?
London: Isn't this cool?
Maddie: Oh, that kind.

Girl: What did you want to be when you were little, London?
London: A heiress. And I did it! Yay me!
Maddie: It takes a special kind of person to be born rich.
London: (Touched) Thank you!

Girl: So, do you know Orlando Bloom?
London: London's talking!

Maddie: Orlando Bloom likes smart girls. (Looks at the rest of the girls, they look at her.)Maddie: I know he does. I just know it! (Looks at girls again and leaves.)
London: He doesn't.

London: Esteban told me he gave you my Paris original. Where is it?
Zack: Paris?

London: But I'm not going alone... Maddie's coming with me. And face it, no-ones gonna have any real fun with her around.
Mr. Moseby: You do have a point.

Maddie: So we get to meet Usher?
London: Sweetie, Usher gets to meet us.

London: Give me my dress!
Cody: (Coming out of elevator) You told her we gave her dress to Maddie!?
Zack: (Giving Cody a look) No!
Cody: G-Good! Because we didn't do that!

London: I recycle too.
Kyle: Really?
London: I wore these pearls yesterday.

London: Gloss me.
Zack: Sorry, we're watching the counter for Maddie. We're not allowed to accept money, make change or touch any of the merchandise.
London: Is there anything you CAN do?
Cody: I can shove 12 gummie worms up my nose. You wanna see?

London: Take off my dress!

Maddie: London We have a problem.
London: What are you doing down here? You are supposed to be making balloon people for the animals.
Maddie: I've had it. Two of your guests bit me and one went tinkle on my leg.

Ilsa: Get this dog off of me!
London: (In a non-caring tone) No. Bad dog. Stop.

London: Here's a guest list for the party.
Mr. Moesby: I'll take care of it personally. (London leaves)
Mr. Moesby: Maddie, take care of it personally.

London: Ivana's(her dog) upset.
Maddie: Of course she is you put that stupid hat on her.

London: (To Maddie) When I become the owner of this hotel, you are so fired!!

Zack and Cody: (Singing) We're Rich! We're Rich! We're Rich! We're R...
Chuck: Not Quite! Not Quite! No one is getting into that wedding without a printed invitation.
London: Except for me. Little me, back from, Paris.Hello, Maddie
Maddie: Hi, London.
London: And look, while I was in Europe, you got promoted to candy girl. Brava!
Zack: How are you gonna get in?
London: My daddy owns the hotel, duh!(Zack and Cody get excited)
Zack: Can you get us in?
London: Of course...(Zack and Cody get more excited)
London: But I'm not going to, DUH! I fly solo.
Maddie: Oh, like the time you let yourself in the rockstar's room with the master key.
London: Johnny Ripp thought that was endearing. He even wrote me.
Maddie: That was a restraining order.

(When London and Zack are in the air vent)
London: Man, it stinks in here.
Zack: Sorry.

London: When I inherit this hotel, you are so fired!
Maddie: Please! You'll be too busy getting facelifts!