Suite Life-London Tipton

Moseby: Now, what are you going to wear to the Father-Daughter dance? Something elegant and classic?
London: I'm thinking, tube-top and hot pants.
Moseby: Do we feel that is appropriate for a school dance?
London: We feel it is appropriate for a beach house, which is where I'll be when Daddy can't make it.
Moseby: I'm sure he'll be here. This is a Father-Daughter event...and he's the father part.
London: And here's the Daughter part, off to buy a bathing suit. Toodles.

London: (talk to producer) Ah, you're horrible. You're gonna kill the show. And actually you're too old to be dancer.
Maddie: That's not a contestant. That's a producer.
London: (to the producer) Kidding. Love your dress.
London: Why didn't you stop me?
Maddie: I didn't know you were gonna say something stupid.
London: (stare at Maddie)
Maddie: Okay, I did.London: Is that any way to talk to a friend you owe money to?
Maddie: You're right. I'm sorry. Can I get you anything?

Maddie: I'm busy.
London: You're too busy to hang out with someone lend you some money, someone who help your reality parents dream?
Maddie: Okay. So we'll do it tomorrow.
London: Oh, I'm busy. Do you mind pick up my dress cleaning? Didn't think so.
Esteban: Maddie, why did you let London treat you like a pack mule?
Maddie: I borrowed some money from her and I used it to buy some ticket for my parents' trip.

London: So If I give you the money, you'll go shopping with me?
Maddie: I can't let you give me that kind of money.
London: Why not? I got it right here.
Maddie: Well, I... Because I...I don't know when I'm going to pay you back.
London: Okay, don't worry about that. We can let it out. I just need someone who tell me how fabulous I look in my new suit.
Maddie: I'm your cow. Now I just have to get Moseby to let me off.
London: I'm your cow. (put the board "Closed" and wave to Mr. Moseby)
Moseby: (Wave back to London with a sad face.)
Maddie: Let's go.
London: After me. (Run in front of Maddie)

London: It's me. But I don't have any suit yet. Wanna go shopping with me and tell me what pelisse is fabulous on me?
Maddie: As tempting as that sound, I can't. See, I'm working over time to save money to a trip for my parent's anniversary. It's a honey moon they never had .
London: So do you want to shopping or what?
Maddie: No. All my brothers and sisters are tripping in. And if I don't come out with my serve in the weekend. That's not gonna happen.

London: But we were having so much fun.
Maddie: You were having fun, I was watching you have fun.
London: But what could be more fun?
Maddie: Hmm, root canal you don't need?

Maddie: London, money can't buy you friends. You make friends by being nice to people.
London: But that seems harder.
Maddie: No, no, no, no. It's really easy to say nice things to people. Watch. London, you are, uh...
London: Yes?
Maddie: This is hard. Oh, wait, got one. Deep down, I suspect you're a good person.
London: Aww, thank you.
Maddie: Uh, you're supposed to say something nice back.
London: Well, I said thank you.
Maddie: You're welcome.

London: Guess who's going to be a celebrity fashion judge at Go Dance, USA!
Maddie: Guess who doesn't care!

London: Well, how much do you need?
Maddie: $250. It's a lot of money.
London: It is?
Maddie: Yes, for people who work for a living.
London: That's so sad! People work all day to make that little?
Maddie: All week!

Maddie: (Hands London the money) Here you go.
London: Oh, I have money! I want a soda.
Maddie: No, this is the money I owe you. (Gives London the money and dances a circle around her) And now I'm free! I'm free! I'm free at last!


Max: We're toast.
Announcer: You're not toast. Your disqualified!
London: But your costumes get a ten! (Holds up sign with '01' on it)
Maddie: (Turns sign over to show a '10' and pats London's shoulder.)


Maddie: Uh, London, do you think you could talk to Moseby about getting the ballroom for our prom?
London: Sure.
Jeff: Thank you! You are awesome!
London: Oh, I love helping the poor and needy.
Mary: We are not a charity.
London: Have you seen what you're wearing?

London: Do you think some lame schol dance will make Jeff fall in love with you?
Maddie: No, that's why I need Maroon 5!
London: That is so completely superficial and shallow! I am so proud.

Maddie: London! Stop letting Jeff think your fabulous!
London: Is he rich?
Maddie: No, but he is sweet, kind, smart and funny!
London: Loser! Ugh, you can have him!

Maddie: London, I should have told you that you weren't a very good singer.
London: A very 'well' singer.

London: (Warming up higher and higher then screeches) Lalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mr. Moseby: Better and better everyday London....break a leg! (Walks up to Maddie) That way she won't be able to get up on stage.

(Water Works rehearsing)
Maddie: Staring out the window, the rain falls hard. Can't escape the feeling...
Maddie and London: I'm drowning now.
Maddie: Beneath the river- (stops when London runs into her)
London: Caught in the pouring rain of true...(goes off key and stops singing)

London: (Singing) You're the one I want, the only one I need, the only one for me!!!!
Lance: I think I lost sight in my right eye!
Mr. Moseby: Is something dying in here?
Maddie: Yes. Our chances of winning.

London: I don't like this tangerine!
Maddie: No that's a TAMBORINE! A tangerine is what the audience is gonna throw at you!

Maddie: Use your own mike.
London: Mine isn't working.
Maddie: Too bad (singing) the only one, yeah
London: But I'm supposed to sing.
Maddie: Not now! (Singing) the only one, yeah
London: Why not? (Takes mic from Maddie and sings badly) The only one!
Maddie: (Into microphone) Because you're a lousy singer!

London: What happened?
Lance: Uh..we're done the song is over.
London: How was I supposed to know?
Maddie: When everyone else stopped.