Suite Life-London Tipton

London: Get off my fiancé!
Maddie: I'm stuck!
London: A likely story!
Maddie: Really! While I'm here take a picture of us!
London: No!
Maddie: Zack take a picture of us!
Zack: I'm kinda busy here!

Maddie: So your plan is to tell him that you found he lucky bracelet in room by his bed side drawer?
London: (Claps) Good plan!
Maddie: (Claps) Bad plan! If Moseby finds out we will get in trouble! And Zack could end up in jail!
Zack: Funny! That’s what Cody always says!

Maddie: That’s Jesse's lucky bracelet!
London: How do you know so much about my fiancé!
Maddie: I'm a journalist! I do my research!

Maddie: What are you doing?
London: Don't you think it would make a cute story for the press that me and Jesse first met while he was flossing?
Maddie: I think it would make a cute story for the police!

Maddie: (Starts jumping up and down) Oh its him! Its him! Its him! How do I look?
London: Penniless! And your hair is messed up! (She messes up Maddie's hair)

London: Oh! He reached his hand up to me! I think he wants to propose!
Maddie: He wants the glass of water! He thinks you're a waiter!
London: Why would he think that? (She looks at what she is wearing) Oh!

Jesse: Thanks man!
London: (Gasp) He called me man! We are so meant to be!

London: We have to get in there to see my future husband!
Maddie: Okay but we're not going to do anything stupid right?
London: Right!
Maddie: Okay! (They go in there dressed like waiters) I feel so stupid!

Maddie: I can't believe all these girls are screaming for Jesse McCartney! So lame!
London: And delusional! They all think that they have a shot with Jesse, when clearly he and I are meant to be!

(Lying in bed with Jesse McCartney)
London: I think this is going to be our Christmas Hanukah card! (Takes a picture of herself and
Jesse)

Inside Jesse McCartney's suite)
Zack: There is big money in obsession.
London: (Talking to Zack) You should be ashamed of yourself!
Maddie: Yah! I mean, sneaking into somebody's room, invading their privacy, going through their personal belonings. (Starts digging through a drawer and pulls out a pair of boxers) Oh! He's a boxer guy!

London: That's it. If he doesn't let me see Jesse, I...
Mr. Moseby: I have got "run away, scream at the top of my lungs, or hold my breath until I turn blue." Which will it be?

Jesse McCartney: Do you know where the manager's office is?
London: Over there. (Jesse walks off)
Maddie: Wasn't that Jesse McCartney?
(London faints)

Maddie: (Banging on door) Jesse, just tell me your favorite color for my article! I'm gonna say blue, okay?
London: I don't care what your favorite color is, I just want to marry you! It's not brown, is it?

London: (Singing) Hush little rock star stay where you are, London's gonna buy you a shiny car.

Zack: Aww, the maid picked up jesse's dirty towels. Now I have to start from scratch.
(Sprays stuff on towels) Now they were used by Jesse McCartney!
London: I'll give you 50 bucks for it!
Maddie: But you just saw Zack dirty those up his self!
London: Fine, 30!

Maddie: Zack, what are you doing here!?
London: Are you in love with Jesse too?
Zack: No.....I am selling Jesse's stuff on the street. One girl gave me 30 bucks for a napkin he spit his gum into. There is great money in obsession.

London: (To Jesse McCartney) You don't know me, but we're getting married!
Jesse: (Screams) SECURITY!!!!