Suite Life-London Tipton

London: I guest you gonna lock me in my room now, huh?
Mr. Moseby: I'm sure that your father would want.
London: Good. If I can't see Todd, I will spend the rest of my life in my room.
Mr. Moseby: Do you really like this guy, don't you?
London: I would love him even if he were poor.
Mr. Moseby: Really?
London: (thought in a second) yes.
Mr. Moseby: Now the next case, If you want to see Todd, it's not my job for me to stop you.
London: Won't you get into trouble with my father?
Mr. Moseby: Sometimes when you care about someone, you have to think of them before yourself.
London: Thanks, Moseby.

London: I won't ever find Todd in here. I won't ever have the first kiss.
London: Aah, get off from me pie face.
Todd: It's me, Todd.
London: Todd, oh you did come.
Todd: Of course I did. I want to tell you that I love you and do this. (Kiss London)
Maddie: It's some people get anything they want. Happy Chanukah, London!

London: Which one is Todd ?
Maddie: The one in the mask.
London: (see a bunch of mans in mask) Oh, that knows he is out.

Todd: I thought of this moment differently, but I have to tell you something...
London: Yes, Todd.
Todd: London, I …
Maddie: Ilsa's here!Todd: Gotta go.(run away)
Muriel: Nice boy. He doesn't say much.
London: He was about to.

Maddie: You seem so end up to the wall!
Loddon: I've been test messaging with Todd for the past 24 hours.
Maddie: Why don't you just go to the Saint Mark?
Loddon: I've never made passes there. There no way we can meet that our fathers won't find out.
Maddie: This is so romantic.

London: Hey, weren't you watching when you're going?
Todd: I'm so sorry.
London: (after looking at his face for a while) No, no, it's my fault.
Todd: Forgive me for starring, but your teeth look like perfect little pearls.
London: Oh, thanks. You cannot keep yourself for dentists.

London:Maddie? That Romeo and Juliet book has a happy ending right?
Maddie:Yes... (turns around and walks away while mouthing no)

Maddie: What you two need is a secret romantic hideaway.(Switches to Maddie and London in the laundry room with a candlelit dinner for two.)
London: The laundry room? This is your idea of romantic? No wonder you don't get dates!Maddie: Hey, it was either this, or the mens' room on the third floor.
London: I love it!

Maddie: Well, you know what Shakespeare said? The course of true love never did run smooth.
London: Huh?
Maddie: Love stinks.
London: Oh, I know!

London: Ooh! Tell me how to say I love you in "Shakespeare" talk!
Maddie: Ahem! My bounty is as boundless as the sea. My love as deep.
London: Got it. (Calls out to Todd)
London: I love you too, sweet cheeks!
Maddie: Nice rewrite.

(London and Maddie are entering the masquerade)
London: So Todd really wanted to kiss me?
Maddie: No, he wanted to kiss the plant.
London: Why would he want to kiss the plant?
Maddie: He doesn't! He wants to kiss you!
London: So Todd really wanted to kiss me?
Maddie: It's a special night. Don't make me slap you.

Muriel: My doctor says I should stay away from chocolate... and younger men.
London: Don't you have work to do?
(Muriel stares at her)
Muriel: What's your point?

Todd: It's llsa! (Hides behind London)
London: You know her?
Todd: Yeah, she runs my dad's hotel across the street. If he finds out I'm here, I'll be in big trouble!
London: You're Todd St. Mark? I'm London Tipton! My daddy hates your dad.
Todd: My daddy hates your dad.
London: We have so much in common!

London: Todd!
Todd: London!
Mr. Moseby: London!
Ilsa: Todd!
Maddie: (Raises hand) Maddie.