Suite Life-London Tipton

London: I guest you gonna lock me in my room now, huh?
Mr. Moseby: I'm sure that your father would want.
London: Good. If I can't see Todd, I will spend the rest of my life in my room.
Mr. Moseby: Do you really like this guy, don't you?
London: I would love him even if he were poor.
Mr. Moseby: Really?
London: (thought in a second) yes.
Mr. Moseby: Now the next case, If you want to see Todd, it's not my job for me to stop you.
London: Won't you get into trouble with my father?
Mr. Moseby: Sometimes when you care about someone, you have to think of them before yourself.
London: Thanks, Moseby.

London: I won't ever find Todd in here. I won't ever have the first kiss.
London: Aah, get off from me pie face.
Todd: It's me, Todd.
London: Todd, oh you did come.
Todd: Of course I did. I want to tell you that I love you and do this. (Kiss London)
Maddie: It's some people get anything they want. Happy Chanukah, London!

London: Which one is Todd ?
Maddie: The one in the mask.
London: (see a bunch of mans in mask) Oh, that knows he is out.

Todd: I thought of this moment differently, but I have to tell you something...
London: Yes, Todd.
Todd: London, I …
Maddie: Ilsa's here!Todd: Gotta go.(run away)
Muriel: Nice boy. He doesn't say much.
London: He was about to.

Maddie: You seem so end up to the wall!
Loddon: I've been test messaging with Todd for the past 24 hours.
Maddie: Why don't you just go to the Saint Mark?
Loddon: I've never made passes there. There no way we can meet that our fathers won't find out.
Maddie: This is so romantic.

London: Hey, weren't you watching when you're going?
Todd: I'm so sorry.
London: (after looking at his face for a while) No, no, it's my fault.
Todd: Forgive me for starring, but your teeth look like perfect little pearls.
London: Oh, thanks. You cannot keep yourself for dentists.

London:Maddie? That Romeo and Juliet book has a happy ending right?
Maddie:Yes... (turns around and walks away while mouthing no)

Maddie: What you two need is a secret romantic hideaway.(Switches to Maddie and London in the laundry room with a candlelit dinner for two.)
London: The laundry room? This is your idea of romantic? No wonder you don't get dates!Maddie: Hey, it was either this, or the mens' room on the third floor.
London: I love it!

Maddie: Well, you know what Shakespeare said? The course of true love never did run smooth.
London: Huh?
Maddie: Love stinks.
London: Oh, I know!

London: Ooh! Tell me how to say I love you in "Shakespeare" talk!
Maddie: Ahem! My bounty is as boundless as the sea. My love as deep.
London: Got it. (Calls out to Todd)
London: I love you too, sweet cheeks!
Maddie: Nice rewrite.

(London and Maddie are entering the masquerade)
London: So Todd really wanted to kiss me?
Maddie: No, he wanted to kiss the plant.
London: Why would he want to kiss the plant?
Maddie: He doesn't! He wants to kiss you!
London: So Todd really wanted to kiss me?
Maddie: It's a special night. Don't make me slap you.

Muriel: My doctor says I should stay away from chocolate... and younger men.
London: Don't you have work to do?
(Muriel stares at her)
Muriel: What's your point?

Todd: It's llsa! (Hides behind London)
London: You know her?
Todd: Yeah, she runs my dad's hotel across the street. If he finds out I'm here, I'll be in big trouble!
London: You're Todd St. Mark? I'm London Tipton! My daddy hates your dad.
Todd: My daddy hates your dad.
London: We have so much in common!

London: Todd!
Todd: London!
Mr. Moseby: London!
Ilsa: Todd!
Maddie: (Raises hand) Maddie.

Suite Life-London Tipton

London: Now I'm tired and your room really breaks me down. I'll take a nap (lie down on her bed and the bed pull up). Ah, help!
Maddie: I got you, I got you. (pull the bed down and stick under the bed).

London: Maddie, Maddie, I have the worst day in my life and you play hide and seek. (pull the bed up)
Maddie: Found me.

Maddie: I guess so. A few days I'm not gonna hurt. London, you're welcome to stay with me.
London: Thank you so much, Maddie. I'm going up stair to get my things. Wait a second, I don't have any thing. (crying again)

Carey: Isn’t it adorable?
London: (See Carey handles her coat) Oh
Carey: Which is why I bought it back for you
London: Thank you. I can use it as a pillow which I sleep together tonight (start crying)
Carey: Honey, you’re welcome to stay with us. I already have the pillow, we can make room
London: Thank you so much Carey. Any better offers?
Mr. Moseby: Maddie, Would it possible for London to stay with you for a while?
Maddie: No, not possible. Love too, can’t. Come in (run away)
Mr. Moseby: Over here. No one called you. Besides, I remember since your sister moved out, don’t you have an extra bed?
Maddie: No sisters moved out

London: (On her mobile phone) Thanks a lot sister.
Mr. Moseby: No luck!
London: If they asked me back some time I didn't help them. Selfish rich people.
Mr. Moseby: Oh.

Mr. Moseby: Is there any place you can stay instant your father solve it out?
London: Of course. I'll stay with friends.

London: How could things get any worst?
Mr. Moseby: In the worst, yes. I hate to tell you this but the bank consider you to move out of the hotel so they can rent your suite to someone who can pay for it.

London: (screaming when going down the elevator to the lobby) AAAAAAAAAHHH! Moseby, tell me it not true.
Mosby: Oooh, I wish I could. Unfortunately, your father bough too much money from the bank investing all of it in diamond mine. Well, no diamonds.
London: Any silver?
Moseby: (shake his head) Um...
London: Pearl?
Moseby: (shake his head) Um...

Esteban: Good morning, Miss Tipton. I thought you slept well.
London: Esteban, what you call this?
Esteban: I call this chocolate. What you call this?
London: I call this’ unacceptable. There is a special smell on this and you know I don’t like that special one.
Esteban: My apology. Miss Tipton. I will cut it for you. I think the doctor would admire my determined.

Carey: Oh hi, London. Okay, nobody's had any dinner, doctor's number's on the fridge, first care kit's in the cabinet and in a super emergency, I'll be singing downstairs.
London: ...Were you talking to me?

London: Look at me, I'm a mess! Can you pull down the bathroom for me?

London: I was at this fabulous charity work for orphans... Or was it dolphins? Which one's Flipper?

Cody: Why don't you make cereal?
London: OK, I can handle that. Wait, which come's first, the milk or the cereal?
Zack: It doesn't matter, as long as you remember the bowl.

London: (After hearing that she is rich again) Goodbye peanut butter, hello lobster dipped in butter!

Zack: London, you might want to take a look at the front page!
London: Not now, London's reading about London.
Cody: And you might want this back (hands her the five dollar bill she gave him)
London: Why?
Muriel: (Shows her front page) 'Cause you're broke!
London: (Starts screaming) AAAAAHHHHH!

London: (Comes in room screaming) There's some kind of shriveled animal in the bathtub!Maddie: London, that's my granny. I didn't realize she was still taking her bath.

Maddie : I'm sorry London. I wish there was something I could do to help.
London : Can you give me $50,000,000?
Maddie : I'll go check my piggy bank.

London: Your grilled cheeses are ready!
Cody: Next time you might wanna put it on bread!
Zack: And you might wanna take off the plastic!

Zack: We want grilled cheese please.
London: I can handle that. I do that in the kitchen right?

London: Just because I don't have any money, the bank stops being nice to me?
Mr. Moseby: Shocking, isn't it?

London: Muriel, are you sure those are 600 thread count sheets?
Muriel: Let me check. (Starts counting) One, two, three...
London: How much will it cost to get you out of here?
Muriel: Ten.

London: Well, what's the maid going to do?
Maddie: We don't have a maid.
London: Aah!

London: Where's "cognito?"
Mr. Moseby: In hiding.
London: Where's "hiding?"

London: I don't wanna be a trooper. (Crying) I wanna be rich!

London: Oh teddy, I had the worst nightmare, I dreamt that Daddy lost all of his money and ended up staying with-Sees Maddie staring at her. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Maddie:Good Morning to you too.
London: This blanket wasn't here when I went to sleep!
Maddie: My grandma probably put it there while you were sleeping. You must have looked cold to her.
London: Oh. That was nice! How much do I tip her?

Mr. Moseby: The Tipton is back on top.
London: On top of what?

London: Yo! Caviar.